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Sunday, July 20, 2014

Being Called A Bitch Is A Compliment

A bitch is a female dog
A dog barks
Barks come from trees
Trees are part of nature
Nature is beautiful

Thus, being called a bitch means you are being complimented as beautiful. Hence, no need to take offense next time if someone calls you a bitch.

*like real* Try calling me a bitch and I will definitely bitch - slap the living hell out of you...

2 comments:

Clarice said...

LOL!
Life's a bitch! I mean... beach... :p

Mint + Bitter Chocolate = Heaven said...

LOL... I much wished life was a beach alright! If that was true, it would be more relaxed and less prone to bitchy people.