Kids...

Scene 1-----
Mom: Did you know that you are very selfish?
Kid: Why?
Mom: 'Cause you don't share your toys with 'mei-mei' (sister).
Kid: Then, mummy, you are also selfish.
Mom: Why you say that?
Kid: 'Cause when daddy looks at other women, you also scold him.


Scene 2-----
Mom (scolding): You really make me lose face, so old already still don't know how to queue up for food at the tuckshop. Your teacher has to complain to me! So disgraceful.
Kid: But...
Mom: But what?! You want to drive me to your grave with your excuses is it?
Kid: If I do that, can I stop queueing up for things?
Mom: ...


Scene 3-----
Dad: Stop running around! Later you fall into the crocodile enclosures and get eaten!
Kid: No, I won't be eaten...
Dad: Yes, you will be.
Kid (pointing to the board): Feeding time has just finished. So the crocodiles are not hungry anymore.


Scene 4-----
Me: Wei Xin, stop rocking about in your chair and sit properly before you fall down and hurt yourself.
Wei Shi (his younger sister): Gor gor, you better stop it later your head hit the ground and split open.
Me: ...


Scene 5-----
Wei Shi: Jie jie, I want to sit with you and hold your hand where-ever we go, ok?
Me: Ok. Good girl.
Wei Shi: I am not being good girl. I just do so 'cause I like you.
Me: ... (ew...so sweet...)




* wonder if it is all the new milk powders added with DHA, Immunoforte and stuff that makes them so much cleverer than us when we were at their age*